KIDS IN CHURCH

3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name. Amen."

A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to churchservice,
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" ?
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

A father was at the
beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shorewhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?" ?

A wife invited some people to
dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and
said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say,"the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said,
"Lord,why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"