New Pastor- Author Unknown & Where Is The Post Office?- Author Unknown

http://www.beliefnet.com/dailyjoke/DailyJoke.aspx?QID=5046 "New Pastor"- Author Unknown A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times. Finally, he took out his card, wrote on the back "Revelation 3:20 " and stuck it in the door. The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was notation"Genesis 3:10". Revelation 3:20 reads: "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come in to him, and will dinewith him,and he with me."Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked." http://reimaginingcamp.blogspot.com/2006_02_01_archive.html Where Is The Post Office?- Author Unknown A little boy was waiting on his mother to come out of a store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the post office is?" The little boy replied, "Sure, just go straight down the street a couple of blocks and turn to your right." The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new preacher in town, and I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday. I'll show you how to get to Heaven" The little boy replied with a chuckle, "Awww, come on; you don't even know the way to the post office!"